Radio Data Scraper

hi! so, i've tinkered with a little system that will intercept any radio broadcasts that merulina can pick up, and translate them to text form for me (and you!!) to read, in case i'm not at the boat to catch them. i'll add any notes and whatever at the bottom of them.

SO DID SHE TRAP - 09/05/24 (read)

Signal intercepted. Translating...

Output:


///SO, DID SHE TRAP IT?

NAH, IT'S EMPTY THOUGH. *THUD*

HOW DID YOU FALL FOR THAT?

IT'S FINE, I GOT WHAT I WANTED. ///

///HEY, IS THAT A MIC?

HEH. ///


Addendum:

he expected it??? i thought i did a good job at swapping it out. man.

kinda weird to say "i got what i wanted" though. any ideas, vala?

I don't know.

WHAT DO YOU THINK - 13/04/24 (read)

Signal intercepted. Translating...

Output:


/// WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S SAYING?

PROBABLY NONSENSE, LIKE THE OTHERS. PLAY IT AGAIN ///

/// [untranslated] [untranslated] V... EK[untranslated] [untranslated] WH Y [untranslated] [unknown sound] ST... G... ///

/// YEAH, NONSENSE ///


Addendum:

...i have no fucking clue what this is. the audio sounds like... something trying to talk? theres no chance i pull a location from this.

the [unknown sound] bit sounds like when you release pressure from a valve.

WHERE THE [untranslated] IS - 06/04/24 (read)

Signal intercepted. Translating...

Output:


/// WHERE THE [untranslated] IS SHE?

IF YOU SO MUCH AS LAY A TENTACLE ON HER- ///

WHATEVER YOU [untranslated] DO - 04/04/24 (read)

Signal intercepted. Translating...

Output:


/// WHATEVER YOU [untranslated] DO TO HER I'LL DO TO YOU TENFOLD. BRING HER BACK [signal weak]

NOT EVEN THOSE [untranslated] [untranslated] STEP ON MY ISLAND, I'LL CUT YOU TO CALAMARI BEFORE- ///


Addendum:

oh.. that must've been caught the night i left greentail isle. i dont.. really know what to say.

SEA VESSEL GOLD LEAF - 02/04/24 (read)

Signal intercepted. Translating...

Output:


/// SEA VESSEL GOLD LEAF REQUESTING DOCK AT 1400 HOURS AT PORT MACKEREL ///


Addendum:

okay yeah that works. nice :3